Anger release vending machines

Now here’s an invention with a lot of potential – an anger release vending machine full of plates, glasses and porcelain figurines that you can break to calm yourself down.

If you haven’t done it yourself, I’m sure you’ve seen it in movies – breaking stuff to calm the nerves. Most housewives prefer kitchen items, like plates or glasses, but porcelain decorations work just as well. Pick them up, smash them into the floor/wall and feel yourself calm down almost instantly. It’s called destruction therapy, or destructotherapy. The only problem is you can’t really practice it wherever you are, unless you fancy carrying a bunch of plates with you wherever you go.

Luckily, designers Ronnie Yarisal and Katja Kublitz at Yarisal & Kublitz have come up with an ingenious solution – an anger release vending machine filled with whatever item you feel like smashing to calm down and release the pressure. Just like with other dispensers, all you have to do is punch in the product code, pay, and there you have it – instant anger management session.

Brilliant idea, finally someone actually starts producing these things.

Anger Release Vending Machine

Tips for Anger Management – Mayo Clinic

  1. Think before you speak
  2. Once you’re calm, express your anger
  3. Get some exercise
  4. Take a timeout
  5. Identify possible solutions
  6. Stick with ‘I’ statements
  7. Don’t hold a grudge
  8. User humor to release tension
  9. Practice relaxation skills
  10. Know when to seek help

The 40 Best Comedy Series of All Time – Esquire

  1. Curb Your Enthusiasm
  2. Nathan For You
  3. Cheers
  4. The Simpsons
  5. Atlanta
  6. Seinfeld
  7. Frasier
  8. 30 Rock
  9. Pen15
  10. All in the Family
  11. The Jeffersons
  12. Arrested Development
  13. Sex and the City
  14. Police Squad!
  15. What We Do in the Shadows
  16. Insecure
  17. The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  18. Bob’s Burgers
  19. Good Times
  20. BoJack Horseman
  21. Big Mouth
  22. Second City TV
  23. Parks and Recreation
  24. Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show, Great Job
  25. Saturday Night Live
  26. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  27. Schitt’s Creek
  28. Roseanne
  29. Kenan and Kel
  30. Fleabag
  31. In Living Color
  32. Los Espookys
  33. Broad City
  34. Portlandia
  35. Key & Peele
  36. Veep
  37. Freaks & Geeks
  38. The Eric Andre Show
  39. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
  40. I Love Lucy